Georgia. Chris Jordan always liked horses. But no one ever expected he’d have to be physically removed from one in the throes of a barnyard fuckfest. Chris was on his third horse by the time police arrived. They say he wore only dirty pajama bottoms, and emitted a strong, horny odor. He’s facing one to five. HERE
California. An all-parents fist fight broke out at an otherwise uneventful kindergarten graduation Wednesday morning. The entire school was placed on lockdown as the fighting was allowed to run its course and one parent was declared victor. HERE
Buffalo. Police in Lewiston arrested two completely naked men covered in mud in the early morning hours of last Saturday. The incident began at about 5:45 a.m. when a local resident reported seeing a man covered in tattoos with a blank look on his face swaying in the middle of Saunders Settlement Road. The “tattoos” turned out to be mud. The man was Clayton Holtz of Hamilton, Ontario. Holtz was naked, despondent, and incoherent … and authorities had a hunch he wasn’t alone. A manhunt of the surrounding area followed turning up a second naked man — Brandon Thomas, also of Hamilton — drunk and lying face down in a ditch about 100 yards away. Charges have not been filed against the men, but they were advised to stay away from the Saunders Settlement area from here on out. HERE
If the thought of a really large coin makes your head spin — and I mean, in a good way — you’re gonna love this story. It’s about the largest coin on earth … and for the right price it could be yours! HERE





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